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Dearest Husband
- Apr 9, 2010 at 3:46 PM
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Let me begin that in so many ways you are a wonderful man, caring father, and loving husband. But there are a few things that if you don't stop doing I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.
1. Please do not pee in the guest bathroom and leave it unflushed for guests to find like some sort of "Welcome to Our Home" present.
2. When we are in a store shopping, I expect you to have more impulse control than our child. No you do not need another light saber. You are an adult.
3. A week is not later, its too late. (Take the dang trash out).
4. Cleaning includes putting away the cleaning supplies.
5. Despite your assertions otherwise dishes do not live in the sink. They are not gardens, they should not be growing things.
6. Could you please just get into bed. Is it really necessary to fuss for 10 minutes. You are not a cat.
7. The floor is not for storage. Put your crap away.
8. You are not homeless, there is no reason you should be wearing a shirt with a hole in over to my mothers. You have plenty of clothes as evidenced by our bedroom floor.
9. Change the boy's diaper immediately. don't make him wait. HOw would you like it.
10. Our cars are not mobile storage units. If you put in my trunk I do actually expect you to take it out.
My please comply with this simply list for my sanity and your safety.
Your Loving and Running Low on Patience Wife.
Comments:
LOL
So true.
i think we may be married to the same man.. does he also expect prizes when he ACTUALLY completes a task?? lol Mine does.
LOL ... all apply here ... except the sleeping one ... he's out AND SNORING as soon as his head hits the pillow.
11. It is not necessary to go to the electronics department and look at plasma TVs every time we go to Target or Wal-Mart. We can't afford one right now.
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