Words Women Use
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! my favorite!!!!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

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May. 4, 2007 at 1:06 PM I love it!!!  SOO true!!!  LOL

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Jul. 1, 2007 at 7:41 PM

yep. that was good.

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Jan. 28, 2008 at 8:36 AM LOL! I read this somewhere before, but didn't have a copy. I will have to copy it from here and print a copy for dh to reference.

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Jan. 28, 2008 at 8:41 AM

those words are so true.

Hubby said " i thought you were FINE with my buying a new car.  You said GO AHEAD, DO WHAT YOU WANT"

so after another round of this, I don't want a new car payment, I told you at the beginning, but he wasn't listening.  But with him looking at cars for over and month, I am ready to let him buy it just to get him to shut up!    I keep telling him its his car, and he keeps telling me its for the family. yada yada...

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Jan. 28, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Oh, you forgot

Its ALLRIGHT:   this means it looks fine on you, but I would never wear something like that.

Its CUTE:  a little better than ALLRIGHT, but still not my favorite.

and sometimes nothing means nothing!! 

What are you doing he asks?  nothing. 

Nothing???  Yeah nothing, I have been home, cooped up with the kids all day, cleaning house, and  now finally relaxing watching Lifetime and doing Nothing.  aka leave me in peace!!

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