i killed him wwith the frying pan!!!!!!

[crazybeautif23]

wife: ( check list) take out trash, dishes,laundry,feed dogs,feed cats,feed birds, water plants, make breakfast, make lunch, make dinner, sweep, vacuum, dust, make phone calls, pick up toys,clean bath rooms, clean cat poop.....sigh..... kids: ( screaming) AWWWWWWW! ITS MINE! BUT I WANT IT! MOM!!!!!
wife: stop fighting or I'm taking it and no one gets it!
baby: screaming and crying cause she is hungry


husband: walks in " hay hun.
wife: hay babe! I'm so glad your home.




wife: i have hade one of the hardest days to day....



husband: can you cook me something to eat I'm hungry?
wife: ok.... so the kids have been driving me crazy! and the baby most be sick she was up all night. I'm so tired.
husband: hun you really have to do the laundry i have nothing to wear.
wife:....i did the laundry its in the basket in the hall way:
husband: its not done then is it : )

wife:...... anyways i was wondering....

husband: where is my base ball uniform? i cant find it.

wife: sigh...its in the basket.

husband: I'm looking i cant find it

wife: its there.......

husband: no its not......

wife: yes it is!

husband: no its not!!!!

wife: YES IT IS!!!!!!

husband: NO ITS NOT!!! I LOOKED!!!

wife: ITS IN THE FREAKING BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

husband : NOOOOOOOOO IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wife: ! Bang !

wife: sigh...that's better