There’s a mess upon my kitchen floor.
Ketchup hand-prints stain the door.
Milk is splattered on my rug,
I really think I need a hug.
Now there’s chocolate on the bed,
And someone poured cool aid on my head.
There’s a diaper stuck in my commode,
And the bathroom sink has over flowed.
The laundry that I folded just today,
Is scattered about in disarray.
The cat is hiding, scared to death,
Just calm down and take a breath.
Oh look, someone colored my white walls pink.
I think it’s time I had a drink.
I’m going to sit right here, and start to weep…
Wait a second, the kids have finally gone to sleep!
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