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Zygote! The Musical!
- Aug 15, 2010 at 3:05 PM
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Overture
About three weeks ago I had to take a course of antibiotics for some dental work, so I told Superman to steer clear of Vagina City while patrolling, which he did.
However, a stray glob of Super Spooge landed in the small suburb of Lipton, and one intrepid little Super Sperm began to make the long, long trek, on foot no less, to the forbidding spires of Vagina City.
Song by Super Sperm, backed up by Sperm Chorus, working title "Vagina City, Here I Come!"
The going was tough, Super Sperm had to avoid a strange, bubbly rainshower and several encounters with beings known as Charmin Sprites, huge soft yet strong creatures that could swoop up a Sperm and whisk it away, never to be seen again.
Song by Charmin Sprites and Super Sperm, working title "Gonna Getcha/Nothin's Gonna Stop Me!"
But Super Sperm cleverly avoided the Charmin Sprites by tying his tail to a strong hair and holding on for dear life. Several days passed, and finally Super Sperm reached glorious Vagina City, and then he made his way to the caves of The Great Enormous Egg, deep within the City.
Song and Dance number featuring the Normal Flora Dancers and Super Sperm, working title "Swimply Amazing".
Super Sperm crept up on The Great Enormous Egg as she slumbered within the caves, but he lost his footing and slid to the bottom of the cave. The Great Enormous Egg shifted. "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!!!" bellowed The Great Enormous Egg. "It is I, Super Sperm!!!" "Ah, my worthy foe, we meet again. Shall we begin?"
Song by Super Sperm and The Great Enormous Egg, working title "You Again?/Yes It's Me."
And Super Sperm and The Great Enormous Egg played a game of Scrabble, and Super Sperm won; he always does because The Great Enormous Egg sucks at Scrabble, but she thinks she's good at it.
Song By Super Sperm and The Great Enormous Egg, working title "I Got Your Zygote Right Here"
Stay Tuned for Act II, which will include a dance number with dividing cells and perhaps even a synchronized swimming featurette, because that feels right for some reason.
Edit--Thanks to Kristi, for suggesting I include some indication of where the songs should be in something I called a musical. I blame Pregnancy Brain.
Comments:
I love you Liz. You win the internets.
Oh and the Charmin Sprites must break out in song about how they're there to sweep Super Sperm away, and another song on the arrival to Vagina City, followed by a duet between Super Sperm and The Great Enormous Egg during their scrabble match.
You work on the lyrics and I'll come up with a tune!
A classic in the making, I said it first!
Stay tumed?
We can blame that on pregnant brain... right?
And I am on pins and needles waiting for that featurette! :-)
Only Liz could have written this. I loooooooooooove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it Liz!
Go Super Spermies! Trek on!
I imagine Great Enormous Egg saying "INCONCEIVABLE!" a lot during the Scrabble game.
You are so funny. I love it. I don't think I have even hear any one put getting pregnant in quite those terms.
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You certainly have a way with wors. However you cannot call it a musical unless Super Sperm breaks out in to song about the long, lonely, and perilous journey he took to reach Vagina City.
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