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Hm, I'd have to say the naughtiest thing I did as a child was throw my cat on my brothers back! See you have to understand that my brother is 7 yrs older than I. And he is a complete asshole. I don't remember what he did to me that day. But you can be assured it was something spiteful and often involved the TV or a video game. I remember sitting on the couch with my cat in my lap. My brother was on the floor and I remember he was playing an Atari. Yeah I'm that old! lol.

Anyway, I think I probably asked to play and he refused. But I don't really remember that. I'm just assuming from what I remember that I asked. He really pissed me off and I noticed he wasn't wearing a shirt. I took my cat and threw it onto his back. My cat gouged long furroughs in his back and I laughed my ass off till my mother came home. Then I got my ass whooped. Yeah I deserved it. But I took a lot of spankings I didn't deserve too. My brother was an expert at getting me in trouble for things he did.

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Oct. 26, 2010 at 5:39 PM


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Oct. 26, 2010 at 7:22 PM

um.. as an adult? No. If I were a kid again and in that same situation, sure. I may not like him, but I have matured. He hasn't, but I have.

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Oct. 26, 2010 at 9:07 PM

I grew up with sisters and we fought about alot of things. I have alot of scars from the scratches and I remember how I got most of them.  Don't know about having a brother though cause mine passed away of SIDS when he was just 3 months old.

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Oct. 27, 2010 at 7:45 AM

Oh my God.

This has me laughig my butt off at 4:30 in the morning.

Thank you...I needed this.

YES, I did similiar things to my brothers & vis versa!!!


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Oct. 27, 2010 at 9:18 AM

Hmm, Don't know if I can top that I wasn't naughty til I grew up-lol 

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Oct. 27, 2010 at 9:50 AM

I'm not a real cat lover, so tossing one at someone as deserving as a mean brother seems perfect

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Oct. 27, 2010 at 11:25 AM

That is funny. I have an older brother who is a total ass, too. When I was about ten he hit my older sister, so I was behind him, I grabbed his shoulders so he bent backwards and I bit the crap out of his back... Like, I made him bleed. If I didn't think he would have killed my cat, I would have thrown her on him, too! LOL 

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Oct. 27, 2010 at 3:11 PM

My brother used to hang up this doll that my aunt made to look like me when I was little, he put his karate out fit on it  and would beat it up! And say "this is you" I used to be hurt by it, but now it cracks me up.

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Oct. 27, 2010 at 4:57 PM

Andriya, I never had any dolls. After while I quit even playing with them because my brother had a habit of taking my dolls and taping fire crackers too them. Needless to say once he was done with them there wasn't much left. He also hurt a cat like that once. He taped a whole bunch to its tail and blew them up. The cat lived but its tail wasn't quite intact. I'm telling you he's a psycho.

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Oct. 29, 2010 at 6:08 PM


  Sorry to hear about your nasty older brother - I imagine he got you into trouble because he liked to see you get spanked?

  My younger sister and got along pretty well but any time we argued or fought we both ended up bare bottoms bright red and crying - at least it was fair :-)

  But we have an older cousin, Jill, who was "Miss Prissy" who was a kiss-up to all the adults so she hardly ever got spanked.  The rest of us, my sis and other cousins, were spanked in front of each other so mostly we felt sorry for each other and kept any problems secret.

   Jill, though, was a tattle-tale! She loved to catch any of us doing anything wrong so she could rat us out.  At the time I thought she was just a bitch but now I think she enjoyed watching us get bare bottomed spankings in front of her.



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