LadySaphira's Journal

mussings of the slightly deranged

February 2008 - Oct. 2010

Friends...we gather together today to morn the loss of our deeply loved servant Crock Pot.

We do not know Crock's actual date of birth, but do know that he was born at the West Bend factory from which he entered into foster care at Wal-mart.

He sat many days on a shelf in the small appliance section, patiently waiting for someone to care enough to take him home. In February of 2008, Crock was adopted by a family of 5 and was immediately included in their daily lives.

Crock enjoyed simmering stews, cooking meats to tender perfection, and occasionally  even serving up a delicious breakfast casserole or desert. He performed his special magic on many a meal and never once made said meal inedible or had temperature fluctuations as his companion Mr. Oven was known to do.

He attended many family function where his skills were deeply appreciated.

We will miss you deeply my dear friend Crock Pot, may you frolic forever in the heavens of faithful appliances.

Memorial donations are being greatfully accepted at pay pal.

A curbside funeral service will be provided on Thursday, November 4th at 1 pm. All are welcome to attend.

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Nov. 2, 2010 at 10:03 PM this what Lisa wants for Christmas?


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Nov. 2, 2010 at 10:03 PM

That is creatively sad. Humorousrolling on floor!

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Nov. 2, 2010 at 10:24 PM

Very clever you.  Bonus marks!!

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Nov. 2, 2010 at 10:55 PM

So sorry about the loss of your friend, just keep all those warm memories close to your heart. I'm sure no one else will be able to fill that empty spot in your kitchen. lol. Very amusing.laughing

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Nov. 2, 2010 at 11:03 PM OMG...This just made my night, I laughed hard I almost fell out my chair,My hubby was like what the hell is wrong...

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Nov. 3, 2010 at 12:33 AM


I'm sorry. Hope you get a new one soon!

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Nov. 3, 2010 at 12:42 AM

Teehee...I love this! I read this to my hubby and we both got a chuckle. We are both crockpot fans :) Wish you lived close so I could give you my extra one.

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Nov. 3, 2010 at 1:56 AM


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Nov. 3, 2010 at 7:26 AM

Awesome lol

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Nov. 3, 2010 at 8:47 AM

I started reading...and then OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKKKKKKKKKK !! haaa-haaaa very creative!!

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