My wonderful hubby just deployed for the 3rd time, to Afghanistan this time, and the only thing that is preveting me from going all weepy and just breaking down is our 3 beautiful kiddos, so please mamas, post some funnies on here to make me laugh!!!!

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emmas...
Nov. 5, 2010 at 12:48 PM

 come on ladies, seriously i need some laughs!!!!

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emmas...
Nov. 5, 2010 at 1:03 PM

bump

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Amelora
Nov. 5, 2010 at 1:41 PM

A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump.... 

BUMP..

 

BUMP.... 

 Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. 

 BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

 

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

 

FASTER...

 

FASTER...

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

BUMP...

 

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

 

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

 

clappity-BUMP...

 

 

clappity-BUMP..

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.  His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

 

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bumping and clapping toward him.

 

 

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

 

 

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

 

 

and,

 

 

(waaaiiiit for iiiiiit!!)

 

 

 

The coffin stops.

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emmas...
Nov. 5, 2010 at 2:18 PM

 lolololololol that made me giggle thanks!!!

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emmas...
Nov. 5, 2010 at 3:09 PM

bump

 

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emmas...
Nov. 5, 2010 at 7:27 PM

 bump

 

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emmas...
Nov. 5, 2010 at 10:08 PM

helloooo is there anybody out there????

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emmas...
Nov. 6, 2010 at 12:54 AM

bump.... jeez

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