...so I'll journal while I'm doing it instead.  You know why?  Because I'm in a bitchy mood and have to get it out somewhere.  So if you want to laugh, snort, sympathize, roll your eyes or be highly offended, read on!  If you want a nice warm fuzzy, go find one of those fucking "Cheezburger" pages. 

Ahem...me me me meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

1) If I catch one more bitch posting deployment info, I will post her picture, a list of the OPSEC rules she broke and directions to her house in her FRG newsletter.

2) Cramps fucking SUCK.

3) Did the "No thanks, I'm married" statement from my husband not convince you he's unavailable?  Fine then, my fist will.

4) No, one comment from someone you don't know does not speak volumes about his character.  The fact that you spent four days trying to convince everyone how you knew your holier-than-thou, hypocritical judgement was the "right" one speaks volumes about yours.

5) IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION, SPEAK UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!  I am so sick of seeing people apologizing for having an opinion, posting "sorry if this offends" disclaimers and trying to explain themselves to random bitches with nothing better to do than bitch about being "offended".  PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON (or perhaps, pull them out of your ass?) AND DEAL WITH IT! 

Okay, I'm done.  For now. 

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