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He said to me . ...  I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . You wear pants don't you?



He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but
fart

   


He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

   

   


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.


   

   


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


   


He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.


   


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.


Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Ginge...
Nov. 10, 2010 at 12:29 AM

rolling on floor

 

These are great!

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SoKamele
Nov. 10, 2010 at 8:26 AM

Thanks............I like to share when I get the chance....

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