KathyG's Journal

It's My Life

An old  man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard  deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig  my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the  rest of your life!' 

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because  of the many strange occurrences that took place  in their neighborhood. 

The old man liked the fact that he was  feared.   

To  everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife  had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial,  she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no  tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her  safety, asked, 'Aren't you  afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave,  and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life ?'

The wife put  down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'  

Damn!!!  Women think of everything!! !


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Nov. 12, 2010 at 8:47 PM


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