My life has become so much easier now that I've learned to embrace the fact that I have the two worst publicly behaved children on the face of this lovely planet. Listen- my son must have the most deafening screech in a 10 mile radius! I'm so proud! And Gracie is so dedicated to her song made up of gibberish that she refuses to stop- even when I ask her to multiple times! Isn't that wonderful! I've also found that it helps to ward off unsolicited advice if I act as an emotionless robot who's dead behind the eyes. Although I do have to break character when my son attempts to throw himself from the cart or my daughter breaks her gibberish long enough to concoct a new, unintentionally racist song about how "the white path is the best." I can't wait til our next shopping trip!

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Nov. 18, 2010 at 7:00 PM

Did you borrow my son? ;) 

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Nov. 20, 2010 at 4:37 PM

OMG Giovanni hates the shopping cart. I bought the monkey backpack leash thingy and feel like a bad mother if I was to use it in public. Ana had it on him in the house and when i said Ana keep an eye on your brother while I pee she looped it to the front door and he was sitting there like a lil puppy, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kids gotta love umm

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