THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
> verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
> home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
> and come back later.   The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
>
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver
> hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
> Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
> Security office.   She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might
> have gotten disability, too'......
>
> And that's how the fight started.....
>
> ************************************************************************
> One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
> Christmas gift.
>
> The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
>
> When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I
> bought you last year!"
>
> And that's how the fight started.....
>
> ************************************************************************
> My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"
>
> I replied "Dust".
>
> And that's how the fight started.....
>
> ************************************************************************
> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
> with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
> fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
>
> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
>
> And that's how the fight started.....
>
> ************************************************************************
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
> said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. '
> I bought her a scale.
>
> And that's how the fight started.....
>
> ************************************************************************
>
> > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
> staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
> table.
>
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
>
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
> right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
> sober since.'
>
> 'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
> that long?'
>
> And that's when the fight started.....
>
>
 

 

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goatmom4
Nov. 19, 2010 at 9:44 AM

my silver hairs should get me somthing man          

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MSuga...
Nov. 19, 2010 at 4:28 PM

LOL

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