Please, for the love of God get your fucking "insert body part here" out of my ribs! It hurts! My whole right side hurts! Please don't forget who will be providing your love and care for the next 18 years. That's me. For-fucking-get your dad. He knocked me up, and hasn't had a friggin thing to do with this pregnancy since. He gets ZERO credit. I have kept you safe and warm and allowed you to take over my whole mid section as well as cause my FIRST pregnancy related stretch mark. The least you can do is give me a little breathing room. I have to sit for at LEAST 8 hours a day while I work, and when I'm not working, well I can only stand for so long before my vagina feels like it's going to fall off completely. Cut me some slack.


Love, Mom

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Nov. 24, 2010 at 11:50 PM

Do you want this baby or not ?

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Nov. 25, 2010 at 12:50 AM

I'm sorry but this made me giggle cause I'm so glad it's not me  lol   Good luck mama!!                 sidesplittinglaughter

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Nov. 25, 2010 at 8:54 AM

The title was kind of wrong.But,I know how you feel.Ive been there 5 times. lol. My ten yr old boy was the one who really beat my insides up.Sorry to hear about the dad.Hes the jerk and one whos missing out. Good luck to you and the baby and Happy Thanksgiving

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Nov. 25, 2010 at 9:11 AM

Sure SissyAnn141, I want this baby.... to get the hell out of me. I hate being pregnant. There isn't a single good thing about the whole freakin 9 months. Not one. I want to be the one in control of my body, and I don't think that's too much to ask.


And if you think this journal was too much, or crossing some line, then you probably shouldn't come back. Things aren't going to tone down around here, and there's really no sense in you getting yourself worked up because someone has a different opinion than you.

You are of course, always welcome, as is everyone CMer, but I wouldn't get your hopes up about a "My Birth Story" post where I talk about how euphoric labor was, and how easy it was to breastfeed. It's not coming.

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Nov. 25, 2010 at 8:04 PM

Sure I want this get the hell out of me.  Classic Sarah...classic!

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