When four of  Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast  as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas  pressure.  

Then Mrs.  Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa  even more.

When he went to  harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give  birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows  where.
Then when he  began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag  fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.  
Frustrated,  Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When  he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider  and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the  cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over  the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten  all the straw off the end of the broom.  
Just then the  doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it  open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.  
The angel said  very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I  have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'  
And so began  the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.  
Not a lot of  people know  this.

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Dec. 20, 2010 at 6:18 PM

Funny!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

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