If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut

If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn

If you're quiet, he says you're stupid

If you call him, he says you're clingy

If he calls you, he says you should be grateful

If you don't love him, he'll try to win you

If you love him, he'll leave you

If you don't f*ck him, he says you don't love him

If you do, he'll say you're easy

If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating

If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him

If you lecture him, he'll say you're b*tchy

If he lectures you, it's because he cares for you

If you break a promise, you can't be trusted

If he breaks it, he had to

If you cheat, you expect it to be over

If he cheats, he'll expect to be given another chance

Ladies, we know all of this to be true

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Apr. 17, 2011 at 6:59 PM

Don't forget we think love and passion and think wild and crazy sex!

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