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[abunchofboys]

my mother's day.........sucked. i'm cancelling everyone else's special day.

my kids are ..........cake-and-ice-cream bandits, balloon demolition experts, and keepers of chaos confusion and clutter.

no way in hell am i ......ever leaving the cake within their reach again...

they can all .......get sick and cry for all i care

i know my family loves me cause.....they wont leave me alone

i wish i was .....rich. that way i could pay them to go away for a little while

dont mess with me, i'm.......still pissed about mothers day

if you want you can have......my husband. dont send him back until he's thoroughly trained on what to do for mother's day.

let me just say this one thing......blah.

i'm so tired of.....thinking of everyone but myself.

get off my.....back. its MY day quit rushing me!

as soon as i save up i'm going to  buy.....a stunt double.

give me some more.....time! i just wanted to look nice....jeeze.

i want your......ass up early making me breakfast in bed next time. ya jerk.

i dont know why.....i get my hopes up. he wasnt previously trained.

for some reason.......i thought getting pissed would help....it didnt.

this weekend i had to blow....a shitload of balloons. you thought i was gonna say the other thing didnt you? well hells nawl- he gets NOTHING! dammit.

i'm lazy because.....i half-assed my way thru this.

i want...... someone else to come up with a survey so i can stop thinking....

 

[mialejandra]

May. 14, 2007 at 8:21 PM

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