The Twenty-Third Cupcake (Dieter's version of Twenty-Third Psalm)

[ApostolicMom]

The Doctor is my shepherd; I shall not weigh more.

He maketh me to lie down in green sweatpants;  He ordereth me to do sit-ups. He specify-eth my goal.

He sendeth me down jogging trails of endless length for my heart's sake.

Yea, though I stroll by the door of the bakeshop, I will not enter; my sweetrolls and crumbcake I secretly buy elswhere.

I eatest my cupcakes in the presence of no one. I feast on rich Twinkies and Ding-Dongs. My cup's full of ice cream.

Surely huge hips and thunder thighs will haunt me all the days of my life, and I will live in a body of cellulite forever.

                                                By Ann Luna

One of the the problemswith diets is the first three letters spell "DIE"!!!

                                     Quoting Barbara Johnson's           

                                    Daily Splashes Of Joy

[mammaonthemove]

May. 25, 2007 at 10:02 AM This is great I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mamatybryeli]

May. 29, 2007 at 6:04 PM i think this is utterly ridiculous. to mock the bible is just crazy! forgive them Lord, for they know not what they do! apostolic mom? do you actually find this funny?

[ApostolicMom]

May. 30, 2007 at 2:19 PM Seeing as I grew up in Pentecost, Yes I respect the bible, I thought this was cute, not necessarily funny, I am not making fun of or mocking the bible. So if some one makes a litle ditty to a hymn do you bite their head off too?

(Original Poster)