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I thought we were friends *smirk*
- May 20, 2007 at 8:56 AM
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Subject: The Zipper
> >
> > The Zipper
> >
> > In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
>tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was
>her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
>her leg to come up to
>the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a
>quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
>little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
>She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a
>little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
>skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
>again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
>smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
>again was unable to take the step.
> >
> > About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
>easily by the waist and placed her gently on he step of the bus. She went
>ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you
>touch my body! I don't even know you!"
> >
>
> > The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
>you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
>friends."
> >
> > The Zipper
> >
> > In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
>tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was
>her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
>her leg to come up to
>the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a
>quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
>little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
>She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a
>little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
>skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once
>again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
>smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
>again was unable to take the step.
> >
> > About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
>easily by the waist and placed her gently on he step of the bus. She went
>ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you
>touch my body! I don't even know you!"
> >
>
> > The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
>you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
>friends."
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