- Do not stay in the car and honk for daughter, Our dogs have been trained to kill at this sound
- First impressions are everything, look at my daughter anywhere but her head and you are on my list, don’t let the smile fool you.
- If my little girl takes an hour to get ready, you will wait an hour. Girls do this, you should have planned ahead and here is a tip, fidgeting under the unblinking gaze of a female is not only a sign of weakness, it is smart.
- You will refrain from rude and/or questionable comments or behavior, I will find out. If you are dumb enough to do this in front of me, you are leaving alone.
- Leaving with my daughter does not guarantee my approval, acting like a jerk instead of the gentlemen my little one introduce will get you severely beaten.
- I want my daughter home on time. Any later than 20 minutes and you will be reported a druggie kidnapper.
- You are dating my little girl and only my little girl, if proved otherwise you will find out first hand how bulls are castrated
- Do not underestimate the power of embarrassment, go ahead and start rumors about my daughter, Moms love sharing pictures, videos, and stories….Make My Day!
- Break my angel’s heart and I will break every bone in your body, I may be small, but I have a car.
- I may not seem scary, but I have free time, a great imagination, and all the seasons of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
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