I disowned my 2 1/2 year old, my Dear Husband and the dumb dog....

[3girlsandamom]

Okay well I didn't disown them completely but, I am thinking about it. This morning started out terrible!!! The first thing that happened to me was my DH refuses to leave the dog outside at night (he says she is lonely) so he puts her in the laundry room (where she is lonely). She has had several accidents in the last 10 months (11 months old). I make him clean the poo  up everytime. However, he doesn't do a very good job at it and I end up putting on my gear and disinfecting the whole area. So this morning I am doing just that and I realized that I needed to go and buy a new mop for the final once over (he ruined my other one). So I am getting DD ready for school (which is on my way) and I need to get into the dryer to get out her 5 outfits and Training pants (she is potty training with no luck). As I reach into the dryer I see green everywhere. Yes, I said green....I was thinking what the heck could this be all over the dryer and what have I done to deserve this. I started looking at her clothes and they were covered with green as well. At this point I am about to start crying because I washed about 10 (about 25-30 items total) really new and expensive outfits in the load....And then out popped a 1/2 of a crayon paper. Still intact just missing the middle. So for the last three hours I have been standing over the kitchen counter working on theses stains. So far I have used 2 large cans of WD40 and 1 whole bottle of Dawn dish soap and half a bottle of color safe bleach. So much for my fresh manicure. The only good thing is I think I saved the expensive clothes and the hell with the rest..I am tired. So what if there is crayon all over her underwear....  Go to this website to find out about stains...It will save you alot of heart ache....