Why Married women should avoid " Girls Night Out"......FUNNY!!!!!!!

[ZachsMom1106]

Thought this was REALLY funny, and maybe we could ALL use a laugh today!   

 

 

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the Girls.I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"   

     Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.      

 Around 3am., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home.   Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.  Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I "cuckooed" another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.(Even when totally smashed I knew 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos       = MIDNIGHT!)    

      The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,and I told him "midnight."
He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!     

      Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."  When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, "Oh Shit." cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted." 

[jodiemarie]

Jun. 22, 2007 at 6:57 AM that is so funny!!

[Deaddreams]

Jun. 22, 2007 at 8:30 AM haha

[adylyn]

Jun. 22, 2007 at 10:21 AM LOL

[CEastep]

Jun. 22, 2007 at 10:22 AM LOL....but NO Girls night out? I would be outta business if we did that!!!

[ZMOM21]

Jun. 22, 2007 at 12:55 PM Ive heard it but it never gets old!!!

[Snoozie]

Jun. 23, 2007 at 9:43 AM

lol great can't wait to pass it on!!

[ChelleBelle11]

Jul. 1, 2007 at 12:17 PM

Now that was hilarious!  LoL

[AmyB736]

Jul. 2, 2007 at 5:55 PM LMAO, GOOD ONE!

[maddiegracesmom]

Dec. 11, 2007 at 11:16 AM That's a good one. I love it!!

[nangelle1]

Dec. 11, 2007 at 8:23 PM Both my husband and I laughed our butts off!  Great one!