Some People Really Know How To Sum it Up...... (Warning might be offensive to some)

[Alustriel]

This was sent to me and I think this guy says everything alot of us want  to say so I thought I would share..

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell
Aye from GA. This guy should run for President one day.

We the sensible people of the United States , in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more
riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny,
guilt ridden, delusional, and other Liberal bed-wetters.

We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people
are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of
NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other
form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,
but No one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II:

You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
Based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just
you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
opinion, etc.; But the world is full of idiots, and probably always
will be.

ARTICLE III:

You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the
tool Manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
wealthy.

You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are
the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone
in need but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more
than the Creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
(This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work .. don't
expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V:

You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice,
but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.

ARTICLE VI:

You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII:

You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob,
cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't
be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV
or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII:

You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have
a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect
you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)


ARTICLE IX:

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that
you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws
created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X:

This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are
from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you
came from!
(lastly....)

ARTICLE XI:

You do not have the right to change our country's history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in God. And yet,
you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at
all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part
of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!!!!

[mnmom0406]

Jul. 1, 2007 at 12:52 AM Yes! I love these! I agree with absolutely every one!! I will be voting this popular and I hope all that agree with it will too! Thank you for such a great post!