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Cell phone bitch about the Bit**es that misuse them
- Jul 4, 2007 at 11:25 AM
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hate the invention of the cell phone. It has stripped manners and telephone etiquette away.
This morning my husband has to be at work at 6am which means that he must be up and out the door by 5:15am. He carpools with his brother and when my husband is late, my brother-in-law calls to make sure that he's up. This morning was one of those mornings. So at 5:10 this morning my phone rings. No big deal but I want to let him know that hubby is up and on his way so I call him back.
Mind you-it's 5:10 in the morning. I misdial my brother's cell by one number, allow the phone to ring 7 times, realize that I misdial, hang up and then dial the correct number. Great, that problem is solved.
So, we're sitting here, me and my children, having breakfast and talking about how it is supposed to clear up, the day is not lost. Daddy will be home early because he went to work early, blah, blah.... My phone rings.
Some snotty, bitchy, should have taken my happy pills this morning voice demands to know "Whothe Fu** Is This?"
I say: "You don't have to be such a bitch." and go on to explain that I misdialed her on accident and apologize for the mix-up. She tells me to "Fuck off and die," a term that I have not heard since I was in high school many years ago. Which clues me in to how old this little twit bitch is. And then she hangs up.
I wanted to crawl through the phone and strangle her. I don't know if this was her boyfriend's phone and she was snooping, or if she has that many enemies that she is worried. But what kind of person calls back an unknown missed number, what kind of person becomes hostile and rude to the person they are calling back? Is this the new etiquette of phones? If I miss a call and it's important, they'll call back. I don't call them.
I certainly would never begin a conversation with "Who is this?" An appropriate, "Someone called my cell from this number and I missed the call, would you happen to know who it was?"
So I am now hoping that she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her classless, foul ass and she accuses him. I am hoping that the boyfriend can't take one more time and dumps her ass. I am hoping that it's the worst possible 4th of July she ever has and that the Donut Shoppe calls her into work.
I hate girls like this. The sad thing is, there are many who are just like this little bitch.
This morning my husband has to be at work at 6am which means that he must be up and out the door by 5:15am. He carpools with his brother and when my husband is late, my brother-in-law calls to make sure that he's up. This morning was one of those mornings. So at 5:10 this morning my phone rings. No big deal but I want to let him know that hubby is up and on his way so I call him back.
Mind you-it's 5:10 in the morning. I misdial my brother's cell by one number, allow the phone to ring 7 times, realize that I misdial, hang up and then dial the correct number. Great, that problem is solved.
So, we're sitting here, me and my children, having breakfast and talking about how it is supposed to clear up, the day is not lost. Daddy will be home early because he went to work early, blah, blah.... My phone rings.
Some snotty, bitchy, should have taken my happy pills this morning voice demands to know "Whothe Fu** Is This?"
I say: "You don't have to be such a bitch." and go on to explain that I misdialed her on accident and apologize for the mix-up. She tells me to "Fuck off and die," a term that I have not heard since I was in high school many years ago. Which clues me in to how old this little twit bitch is. And then she hangs up.
I wanted to crawl through the phone and strangle her. I don't know if this was her boyfriend's phone and she was snooping, or if she has that many enemies that she is worried. But what kind of person calls back an unknown missed number, what kind of person becomes hostile and rude to the person they are calling back? Is this the new etiquette of phones? If I miss a call and it's important, they'll call back. I don't call them.
I certainly would never begin a conversation with "Who is this?" An appropriate, "Someone called my cell from this number and I missed the call, would you happen to know who it was?"
So I am now hoping that she thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her classless, foul ass and she accuses him. I am hoping that the boyfriend can't take one more time and dumps her ass. I am hoping that it's the worst possible 4th of July she ever has and that the Donut Shoppe calls her into work.
I hate girls like this. The sad thing is, there are many who are just like this little bitch.
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Jul. 4, 2007 at 12:42 PM
LMAO! You go girl!
Jul. 4, 2007 at 1:27 PM
LMAO the donut shop huh? you are too funny. Lets not forget this - I hope the clinic calls and tells her that her std tests all came back positive.....big nasty!
Jul. 5, 2007 at 1:29 PM
I HAD THE VERY SAME THING HAPPEN, i get a call from some girl and she has her panties all in a wad about why i called,i said "so sorry I was calling someone and must have hit the wrong # " It was obvious that she didn't believe me.I felt sorry for her man when she got ahold of him!!! man i'm glad i'm not a jealous bitch!!
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