The Washcloth..............

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not  a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor ever .

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shawnbr
Jul. 12, 2007 at 12:06 AM Oh my God Sara, I have never laughed so hard and I had to share this with dh who cracked up.
When I have to go to the gynecologist, I'm going to have to try to out do you. LMAO

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Austi...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 12:09 AM holy crap.. I just woke my son up from laughing so hard!

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saraj...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 12:24 AM hahahah that was too funny!!! its the #1 most popular journal entry right now...

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saraj...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 12:26 AM the girl that actually posted this said this really didnt happen!!!!  but would be funny if it really happend tho!!!

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marle...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 10:36 AM I thought this was too cute, I forwarded it on to my friends.

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