1. I hate wearing panties. I hate them. I want to be free. I only wear panties to go outside. As soon as I get home - Jammies no panties. Except when company comes over - I may put some on.

2. I always look at girls booties. Its a habit Ive had since forever. Im worst than a man sometimes. Maybe Im looking to see if theyre wearing panties......I dont know. 

3. I cry when I use the bathroom. Not that it hurts or anything like that but I sit down and my eyes water up. Nobody knows that about me.

4. I hate hate hate my legs. Theyre just big....ugh!

5. I really would like to be on Extreme Makeover. Ever since that show began, Ive wanted to try to get on it. Im too scared they may pick me though......thats kinda ass backwards.

6. One of these years Im going to use my entire tax refund to get porcelain veneers. I hate my bottom teeth.

7. I spend way too much time on Cafemom. I havent done half the amount of work I could have over the past few months. Thats bad.

8. I want to learn how to pole dance. I dont even need to explain this one.

9. I dream of the day that I could look good in white pants. White pants arent for everyone especially big girls. They just makke you look bigger and bumpier and wider. The day I wear white pants is the day I conquer the world.

10. I like to be cold at night. No sheets no socks no panties......lol I love the air blowing right in my face. My baby is the same way. He hates to have on clothes and he loves to sleep without a blanket. I try to give him one but he kicks it right off. just like him momma!

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Brand...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 4:35 PM

#1 and #10 are both sooo me.  As soon as I get home from work I change into shorts and a t shirt and shuck the bra and panties.

And I want to go on Extreme Makeover too.  Like I daydream about it.  Maybe we should try to go on it together.  Hmm.

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faerie75
Jul. 12, 2007 at 4:44 PM i hate my legs too, thye are like big ol tree trunks with no shape, except a lil ankle. tehy make me want to puke.

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parke...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 4:45 PM Hmmm, did you jump in my head and steal some of my thoughts?  #'s 2, 3 and 7 are me to a T.  I don't look at just women's booty's though, but I do look and say, damn, I wish I looked like that and as far as white pants go, I had a pair of white jeans once, but I starved myself to get there. 

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ELISO...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 4:46 PM Yeah that would be funny. If we met for the first time at the big reveal. "Elizabeth and Brandi are about to meet for the first time. Theyve only spoken via internet but today these cyber friends will get to make a real connection. Brandi came all the way from Arkansas and Elizabeth blew in from the Windy city of Chicago. Ladies and gentlemen I give you..................................." ((applause))

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grree...
Jul. 12, 2007 at 4:57 PM #'s 2, 4, 5, 7, 9.....I hear you on THAT!!! I got tagged too so I have to do my 10 things...yours are good!

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tara4j
Jul. 12, 2007 at 9:35 PM

Ok, well I can't sleep with anything on.  I can start off wearing a nightie or even just panties...but I can't stand it for very long and it all comes off so that I can sleep comfortably.  The funny thing is that I have to have a thin sheet and a thick blanket over that! 

I also like to lounge around with just a large T shirt and nothing else...but it's hard when I have 4 young boys in the house. 

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milf_...
Jul. 13, 2007 at 7:09 AM lol i look at other girls booties too, just to see if they have an  ass and if they do i get mad  cuz i dont LOL. i wanna go on extreme makeover too...that would be GREAT.

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