A city b***h will take you where you need to go.
*A country b***h throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!

A city b***h will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
*A country b***h will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in".

A city b***h will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out.
*A country b***h will just knock her out!!!

A city b***h tells you, she's had enough to drink.
*A country b***h tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up!

A city b***h goes to the club with you and sits down.
*A country b***h goes to the club with you and says lets show these city b***hes how we do it.

A city b***h wonders who your new man is.
*A country b***h knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many b***hes he is talking to right now!!!

A city b***h thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
*A country b***h lets you know that was f***ed up, but I still love you ."

A city b***h expects you to always be there for them.
*A country b***h knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect s**t.

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Jul. 27, 2007 at 2:27 PM

 city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.

   Gotta disagree with that one. City bitch here Zsa Zsa all the way.,and I will kick anyones ass that messes wit my friends or me LOL

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Jul. 27, 2007 at 2:34 PM No offence to anyone!

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Jul. 27, 2007 at 3:37 PM Oh no!!! I am not offended, AT ALL !! I think its hilarious! I am not like that , No worries

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