I don't do windows...

[Jo-Anna]

Philosophy of Housecleaning.

I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible (plus they may sue).

I don't mind the dust bunnies because... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the season and don't want the others to get jealous.

I odn't pull weeds in the garden because... I don't want to get in God's way - He is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because... My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say, "Permanent Press."

I don't stress out much on anything because... Type A personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

 

http://www.frontiernet.net/~shelby304/specials/dontdowindows/nowindows.htm

[mom2irishdevils]

Jul. 28, 2007 at 3:47 PM I should make a plaque that hangs in my house with that on it...although my mother-in-law and mom might actually believe thats how i view things...eh, i'll do it anyway, its funny!

[momof5tn]

Jul. 28, 2007 at 6:47 PM Right on!

[alexusmom]

Jul. 30, 2007 at 8:24 PM

LOL. OMG....THAT WAS FUNNY.