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just three words
Jan 30, 2007 at 8:18 PM
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Clean my house."

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Jan. 30, 2007 at 8:19 PM I have heard of that one before and it is still priceless. I love it, and the sad thing is, i am right there with her on it!

eerye70

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Jan. 30, 2007 at 8:21 PM hahahaha... classic!

KaidaMidnight

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Jan. 30, 2007 at 8:21 PM

Can I get a discount if I only want him to clean my bathroom????

MomOnTheEdge

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Jan. 30, 2007 at 8:21 PM THAT WAS SO FUNNY! THANK U FOR THAT LAUGH. I NEEDE THAT!

mambear

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Jan. 30, 2007 at 8:21 PM LOL I love that! Woooohooooo its priceless! I was thinking of some notty thoughts! LOL But that was good! Thanks for sharing!

Have a great day!:)