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I swear that is the way twin moms look at things like that "well if this is the worst that happens today" I've had children with Nes Quik all over the floor and these Black Beards and hands from eating it, once when twins were 2 and again this past summer with my 2 year old. White Pepper in carpet smell lingers for awhile after vaccuming it up. I had a my daugther at the age of 3 seal her eyes shut with A&D and it was all through her hair, that took a week to come out of curly hair
And my favorite.... Thanksgiving am I'm awakened by my husband screaming panically "WHAT DID YOU GET INTO; WHAT DID YOU GET INTO" I leap out of bed in a panic myself now to see my daughter in the laundry area with SMURF BLUE hands clear up to her elbows and all I could think of in a moment was laundry detergent and then I took a closer look and there was pink and green on her too. My husband likes making and decorating homemade sugar cookies for Thanksgiving every year and This particular year he got NEON FOOD COLORING So the bath water instantly turned dark blue and it was still on her for a week and it never NEVER came out of the carpet. My mother cursed me with having children like myself and I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I've done..LOL
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