I was reading some funny posts and it made me think of some funny stories from my own family.
First of all, I have 2 older brothers. Jason is 35 and Josh is 31.
When Jason's first child, Jm, was born- the first thing Josh, then 19 asked when he held JM for the first time was "When will he open his eyes?" and of course my sister-in-law replied "When he wakes up!"- Apparently Josh thought babies were like puppies.
When my son, Cam, was 4 months old, Josh (31) asked. "So, does he talk yet?"
When Cam was born, his father exclaimed in horror "OMG Jess! Our son is deformed.. His head looks like a cone!"- I told him, "try being squeezed into a canal the size of a lemon and see what your head looks like when you come out!"
Jason and his now ex-wife Jill moved from Florida to Louisiana when JM was just under a year old. It was a long drive, so they stopped at a hotel overnight. They were there for only 15 minutes when Jason heard a scream from the bathroom. It was his wife screaming that they couldn't stay there.. when Jason asked her why, Jill exclaimed "This bathroom is disgusting- there's pee in the toilet, womens toe nails in the bathtub and a dirty towel on the floor." My brother replied sheepishly, "That's my pee, I didn't want to flush the toilet because the baby's sleeping- my toenails in the bathtub- and my dirty towel on the floor, because I couldn't clip my toe nails without washing my feet first!"
All true! Men are endlessly clueless and funny!
Feel Free to add your own story, I'd love to hear!