~ MORNING SEX ~

[EmilysMom04]

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,'
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

[SILENCE]

Sep. 1, 2007 at 9:15 PM Hilarious!!! But weren't the boiled eggs underdone??!!!

[dayzeed]

Sep. 1, 2007 at 10:03 PM LOL!

[Melissa_R]

Sep. 1, 2007 at 10:45 PM that was awsome!!!!!!

[acrackednutiB]

Sep. 2, 2007 at 12:18 AM loooooooooool

[dahliam]

Sep. 2, 2007 at 11:11 AM That's too funny

[DonJea]

Sep. 2, 2007 at 2:48 PM

That was funny.  I liked that one....

[goingnuts41]

Sep. 2, 2007 at 7:03 PM I'll have to remember that next time my timers broken....lol

[mommytripof3]

Sep. 2, 2007 at 10:27 PM lmao!!!!that was great!!!

[deemamaov2]

Sep. 2, 2007 at 10:43 PM lmao rofl

[calzacmom]

Sep. 3, 2007 at 12:46 AM

heehehhehhe too funny!