a two-fer!

[thegreatmama]

Topher's 14 year old cousin Patrick is a bit of a know-it-all. Anything you say in  his presence he tries to top. Seriously, anything.

For example:

me: "I have a vagina"

Patrick: "I have a BETTER vagina!"

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Last night, Topher's brother Jason was eating liver and onions. Ew, I know. I began a rant saying how disgusting it was to eat liver. Topher told me that eating a cows liver was a lot different than a humans.

He had me there...

I mean, if you ate someones liver in my family, you'd get a fifth of gin and a bottle of wine, easy.

Maybe a pint of whiskey too, if you're really lucky.

[Melissa_R]

Sep. 5, 2007 at 1:07 PM that is so funny it sounds like my family too......

[Lb128f]

Sep. 5, 2007 at 1:48 PM LOLOL!! Funny girl!! ;-)

[smichel]

Sep. 8, 2007 at 7:13 PM lol hilaries!! Just like my family.