> > An arrogant Department of Agriculture (DOA) representative stopped at
> > a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I need to inspect your farm."
> >
> > The old farmer said, "You better not go in that field."
> >
> > The Agricultural representative said in a wise tone, "I have the
> > authority of the U.S. Government with me. See this card?
> > I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land."
> >
> > So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
> >
> > Later, the farmer heard loud screams. He saw the DOA rep running for
> > the fence, and close behind was the farmer's prize bull.
> >
> > The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining at
> > every step.
> >
> > The old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"
> >

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