Hey check out this application, I thought it was pretty funny. Go ahead and fill it out, i love to see what on your mind, lol.

Name:__________ Age: ____ Birthday__/__/____ Sign: ______

Address: ______________________ Apt#:______ Phone#:_________

City:___________ State:____ Zip code ______ Occupation:__________

Height:___ Weight:___ Measurements __/__/__ Complexion: _________

Color of eyes: _____ Hair:_____ Married?__ Divorced?__ Single?__

Do you drink? ______ If yes, preference_________________________

When do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Morning? ___ Afternoon?___

Evening?___ Whenever?___ Other? Please explain; _____________________________

How do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Hard and fast?__ Slow and easy?__ Wild and wet?__

Deep stroking?__ Short jutting jabs?__ Others?__ all of the above?__

How do you like your sex action? *bleep*ing only? __ Sucking only? __ Masturbating? __ Each

other? __ Other? please explain; _____________________________

When having sex, what do you like done to you the most? ____________________________

When having sex, what do you do best to satisfy your partner? _______________________

How many times do you have sex in one night? 1 __ 2 __ 3__ 4__ More than that? __

What position when *bleep*ing do you prefer? On the bottom? __ From behind? __ On top? __

Sideways? __ 69? __ Other? please explain; ______________________________________ How do you prefer your partner? Small__ Medium__ large__ Extra large__ Meaty__ lean__ Fat__

Skinny__ Short__ long__ Shallow__ Wet__ Dry__ Thick__ Loose__ Tight__ Rough__ Flexible__ Other___________

Do you like it in the *bleep*? Yes ___ No ____ Not sure_______

Do you like to *bleep* between your tits? Yes ___ No ____ not sure_______

Do you indulge in oral sex? Yes ___ No ____

If yes, Do you give good head very well? Yes ___ No ____ not sure_______

Can you *bleep* all night? Yes ___ No ____ would like to try _____

Are you a freak for sex? Yes ___ No ____ not sure_______

When having sex with your partner, do you? Scratch__ Scream__ Faint__

Beg for more__ Purr__ Coo__ Other______________ All of the above__

When you are about to reach orgasm, do you~ Kick__ Bite__ Scratch__

Pass out completely__ *bleep* back wit complete determination__ Kiss and

lick__Other___________________All of the above__

Do you feel like *bleep*ing as you are answering this question?

Yes __No __ if yes please explain _____________________

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emmas...
Sep. 14, 2007 at 10:51 AM Hey check out this application, I thought it was pretty funny. Go ahead and fill it out, i love to see what on your mind, lol.

Name: Annette Age: 28 Birthday: 07/09/1979 Sign: Cancer

Address: ______________________ Apt#:______ Phone#:_________

City: Appleton State: WI Zip code ______ Occupation:__________

Height:5'8" Weight: Too much for my liking Measurements __/__/__ Complexion: Pale

Color of eyes: Hazel-they change Hair:Right now-black Married?Yes Divorced?__ Single?__

Do you drink? Sometimes If yes, preference: Mix drinks

When do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Morning? ___ Afternoon?___

Evening?_X_ Whenever?_X_ Other? Please explain; _____________________________

How do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Hard and fast?__ Slow and easy?__ Wild and wet?__

Deep stroking?__ Short jutting jabs?__ Others?__ all of the above?_X_

How do you like your sex action? *bleep*ing only? __ Sucking only? __ Masturbating? __ Each

other? __ Other? please explain; _A little of all of them____

When having sex, what do you like done to you the most? I love passion! Passion and romance is the best part of sex.

When having sex, what do you do best to satisfy your partner? Everything! LOL

How many times do you have sex in one night? 1 __ 2 __ 3__ 4__ More than that? _X_

What position when *bleep*ing do you prefer? On the bottom? __ From behind? __ On top? __

Sideways? __ 69? __ Other? please explain; _All of the above______

How do you prefer your partner? Small__ Medium_X_ large__ Extra large__ Meaty_X_ lean__ Fat__

Skinny__ Short__ long__ Shallow__ Wet_X_ Dry__ Thick_X_ Loose__ Tight_X_ Rough_X_ Flexible_X_ Other___________

Do you like it in the *bleep*? Yes ___ No _X___ Not sure_______

Do you like to *bleep* between your tits? Yes ___ No __X__ not sure_______

Do you indulge in oral sex? Yes _X__ No ____

If yes, Do you give good head very well? Yes __X_ No ____ not sure_______

Can you *bleep* all night? Yes __X_ No ____ would like to try _____

Are you a freak for sex? Yes ___ No ____ not sure__Sometimes_____

When having sex with your partner, do you? Scratch_X_ Scream__ Faint__

Beg for more_X_ Purr_X_ Coo_X_ Other______________ All of the above__

When you are about to reach orgasm, do you~ Kick__ Bite__ Scratch__

Pass out completely__ *bleep* back wit complete determination_X_ Kiss and

lick_X_Other___________________All of the above__

Do you feel like *bleep*ing as you are answering this question?

Yes _X_No __ if yes please explain _Thanks for making me think about sex! Now I want it. LOL_

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Sep. 14, 2007 at 11:51 AM Name:__Trish___ Age: _24___ Birthday_3_/17/____ Sign: ______

Address: ______________________ Apt#:______ Phone#:_________

City:___________ State:____ Zip code ______ Occupation:__________

Height:___ Weight:___ Measurements __/__/__ Complexion: ____clear

Color of eyes: __blue___ Hair:__blonde  Married?_X_ Divorced?__ Single?__

Do you drink? __No_ If yes, preference_________________________

When do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Morning? ___ Afternoon?___

Evening?___ Whenever?_X_ Other? Please explain; _____________________________

How do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Hard and fast?__ Slow and easy?__ Wild and wet?__

Deep stroking?__ Short jutting jabs?__ Others?__ all of the above?_X_

How do you like your sex action? *bleep*ing only? __ Sucking only? __ Masturbating? __ Each

other? __ Other? please explain; ___WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT AT THE TIME____

When having sex, what do you like done to you the most? __BEING LOOKED IN THE EYES_____

When having sex, what do you do best to satisfy your partner? ____YES___________

How many times do you have sex in one night? 1 _X_ 2 __ 3__ 4__ More than that? __

What position when *bleep*ing do you prefer? On the bottom? __ From behind? __ On top? __

Sideways? __ 69? __ Other? please explain; __WHATEVER AT THE TIME__________________ How do you prefer your partner? Small__ Medium_X_ large__ Extra large__ Meaty__ lean_X_ Fat__

Skinny__ Short__ long__ Shallow__ Wet__ Dry__ Thick__ Loose__ Tight__ Rough__ Flexible__ Other___________

Do you like it in the *bleep*? Yes ___ No __X__ Not sure_______

Do you like to *bleep* between your tits? Yes ___ No _X___ not sure_______

Do you indulge in oral sex? Yes _X__ No ____

If yes, Do you give good head very well? Yes __X_ No ____ not sure_______

Can you *bleep* all night? Yes ___ No __X would like to try _____

Are you a freak for sex? Yes ___ No __X__ not sure_______

When having sex with your partner, do you? Scratch_X_ Scream_X_ Faint__

Beg for more__ Purr__ Coo__ Other______________ All of the above__

When you are about to reach orgasm, do you~ Kick__ Bite__ Scratch__

Pass out completely__ *bleep* back wit complete determination__ Kiss and

lick__Other___X__________All of the above__

Do you feel like *bleep*ing as you are answering this question?

Yes __No _X_ if yes please explain _____________________

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Sep. 23, 2007 at 12:04 AM Name:_jenny_________ Age: 26____ Birthday__/__/____ Sign: pisces______

Address: ______________________ Apt#:______ Phone#:_________

City:___________ State:____ Zip code ______ Occupation:__________

Height:___ Weight:___ Measurements __/__/__ Complexion: _________

Color of eyes: _____ Hair:_____ Married?_y_ Divorced?__ Single?__

Do you drink? no______ If yes, preference_________________________

When do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Morning? ___ Afternoon?_yes__

Evening?___ Whenever?_X__ Other? Please explain; _IN THE RAIN, OR ON A COOL NIGHT____________________________

How do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Hard and fast?_yes_ Slow and easy?_X_ Wild and wet?_X_

Deep stroking?_x_ Short jutting jabs?__ Others?__ all of the above?__

How do you like your sex action? *bleep*ing only? _x_ Sucking only? __ Masturbating? __ Each

other? __ Other? please explain; _____________________________

When having sex, what do you like done to you the most? _being f***ed doggy style___________________________

When having sex, what do you do best to satisfy your partner? F***him hard and fast while rubbing his balls______________________

How many times do you have sex in one night? 1 _x_ 2 __ 3__ 4__ More than that? __

What position when *bleep*ing do you prefer? On the bottom? _x_ From behind? _x_ On top? __

Sideways? __ 69? __ Other? please explain; ______________________________________ How do you prefer your partner? Small__ Medium__ large_x_ Extra large__ Meaty__ lean__ Fat__

Skinny__ Short__ long_x_ Shallow__ Wet_x_ Dry__ Thick_x_ Loose__ Tight__ Rough__ Flexible__ Other___________

Do you like it in the *bleep*? Yes _X__ No ____ Not sure_______

Do you like to *bleep* between your tits? Yes _X__ No ____ not sure_______

Do you indulge in oral sex? Yes _X__ No ____

If yes, Do you give good head very well? Yes _X__ No ____ not sure_______

Can you *bleep* all night? Yes ___ No ____ would like to try __X___

Are you a freak for sex? Yes _X__ No ____ not sure_______

When having sex with your partner, do you? Scratch_X_ Scream_X_ Faint__

Beg for more_X_ Purr__ Coo__ Other______________ All of the above__

When you are about to reach orgasm, do you~ Kick__ Bite__ Scratch_X_

Pass out completely__ *bleep* back wit complete determination_X_ Kiss and

lick__Other___________________All of the above__

Do you feel like *bleep*ing as you are answering this question?

Yes _X_No __ if yes please explain _____________________

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Jan. 9, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Name:__________ Age: _37___ Birthday__/__/____ Sign: __Saggittarius____

Address: ______________________ Apt#:______ Phone#:_________

City:___________ State:____ Zip code ______ Occupation:__Legal Secretary________

Height:_5'7__ Weight:_145__ Measurements __/__/__ Complexion: ___in between______

Color of eyes: Dk Brwn_____ Hair:__Black___ Married?__ Divorced?__ Single?_Significant other_

Do you drink? _On occasion_____ If yes, preference_Amaretto/ Orange juice!  Mmmm!________________________

When do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Morning? ___ Afternoon?___

Evening?___ Whenever?___ Other? Please explain; ____All Day Every day!  LOL_________________________

How do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Hard and fast?__ Slow and easy?__ Wild and wet?__

Deep stroking?__ Short jutting jabs?__ Others?__ all of the above?X__

How do you like your sex action? *bleep*ing only? __ Sucking only? __ Masturbating? __ Each

other? __ Other? please explain; ____All OF THE ABOVE, HELLO!!!_________________________

When having sex, what do you like done to you the most? _____EVERYTHING DUH!  LOL_______________________

When having sex, what do you do best to satisfy your partner? _____EVERYTHING!__________________

How many times do you have sex in one night? 1 __ 2 __ 3_X_ 4__ More than that? __

What position when *bleep*ing do you prefer? On the bottom? __ From behind? _X_ On top? __

Sideways? __ 69? __ Other? please explain; _____JUST THE WAY HE IS! _________________________________ How do you prefer your partner? Small__ Medium__ large__ Extra large__ Meaty__ lean__ Fat__

Skinny__ Short__ long__ Shallow__ Wet__ Dry__ Thick__ Loose__ Tight__ Rough__ Flexible__ Other___________

Do you like it in the *bleep*? Yes ___ No ____ Not sure_______DEPENDS ON THE LIQUOR I CONSUME!

Do you like to *bleep* between your tits? Yes __X_ No ____ not sure_______

Do you indulge in oral sex? Yes _X__ No ____

If yes, Do you give good head very well? Yes __X_ No ____ not sure_______

Can you *bleep* all night? Yes _X__ No ____ would like to try _____

Are you a freak for sex? Yes _X__ No ____ not sure_______

When having sex with your partner, do you? Scratch_X_ Scream__ Faint__  I MAKE  Puppy sounds!

Beg for more__ Purr__ Coo__ Other______________ All of the above__

When you are about to reach orgasm, do you~ Kick__ Bite__X Scratch_X_

Pass out completely__ *bleep* back wit complete determination__ Kiss and

lick__Other___________________All of the above__

Do you feel like *bleep*ing as you are answering this question?

Yes _X_No __ if yes please explain ___Y DID U DO THAT TO ME!!!!!  LMAO!__________________

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