thelovehater on Vision

[thelovehater]

I live in fear the I may never be able to see my daughter's small, angelic face ever again. I'm afraid I will never see the leaves change from green to red when autumn takes it's hold this year. I'm scared, friends, that my vision has forever abandoned me, leaving me to only guess what color of foundation I will smear across my young, but slowly aging face. Will I ever be able to gaze into the eyes of my husband as he haphazardly attempts to unfasten my bra before making love? Will I ever be able to watch as my dad strums lazily on his acoustic guitar before sighing heavily and grabbing another Natural Light in a can and hopping back on the tractor to finish his days work? Will I?

I'm not sure that I will.

I am terrified that my eyes will NEVER un-glue themselves from the back of my head from my rolling them so far in there.

Can you guess why?

Was is because of this post? (Gimmie a J! Gimmie a U! Gimmie a D! Gimmie a G! Ah, screw it... what does it spell? JUDGMENTAL! Who gives a funk? NOT ME!)

Whether you smoked while pregnant or not, no one wins with that kind of attitude... and that makes Clipart Boy sad.

IN OTHER NEWS... guess what made me lol all over myself? Well, lemme tell ya! THIS. AHAHAHAHAHA! HOOOOOOLY BAT, CRAPMAN! HEEEEE!

[Mom2theboy1994]

Sep. 16, 2007 at 10:54 PM You had me going! LOL! I was thinking you'd been diagnosed with an eye condition or something, LOL!

[DominicksMom]

Sep. 17, 2007 at 12:26 AM another hit from Misty! I read that girls post and that pisses me off so bad. But TMZ however..... that was a good one!

[thelovehater]

Sep. 17, 2007 at 9:03 AM

Mom2theboy1994: Ahahahaha! :D

Dom'sMom: Cigarette lady scares me. I'm glad she isn't a doctor. :D

But TMZ rocks! \m/ 

(Original Poster)

[angelasullivan]

Sep. 17, 2007 at 9:31 AM Gosh I am so sick about hearing about smoking. Really. good for you. You were able to quit. DO YOU WANT A DAMN COOKIE?  YOU make me laugh misty. I enjoy reading your post girl!!!

[bazjgz]

Sep. 17, 2007 at 10:42 PM

AHAHAHAH. Better than any Office quote.

I tensed up too after reading that post where all those women were defending smoking while pregnant. WHA!?!

You are a hott.

[klpzack]

Sep. 17, 2007 at 11:13 PM

ClipArt Boy needs to go postal on that crazy #$@#!!!!!!!

I'm glad you closed with the TMZ article. I needed that comic relief! 

[bazjgz]

Sep. 18, 2007 at 1:50 AM Ummm. I meant a hoot....oops.

[CoolBeans]

Sep. 18, 2007 at 2:28 PM Gosh your posts are fun!

[calliemist]

Sep. 18, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Maybe if I kiss clipart boy he'll get all giggly again eh? hehe