The skinny white guy...... ( I thought this was funny as hell...)

[littlewolf]

Ok, so I get this E-mail today and about pee'd my self......  So I thought I'd share!!

This skinny white guy gets into an elevator, looks up to find this HUGE black man standing next to him.

Noticing the curious look upon the skinny guys face he say's, 7 foot,  350,  20 inches, 3 lb. testicles,  Turner Brown....

The skinny guy faints and falls to the floor....

The big guy bends down and  shakes the lil guy awake and ask's him what's wrong?

The skinny guy asks, What did you say to me??

The big guy replies,  I saw you looking at me and thought I'd answer your questions before you asked.....

I'm 7 foot tall...

I'm 350 lbs....

I have a 20" inch  penis.....

my testicles weigh 3 lbs. ....

and my name is Turner Brown......

The lil skinny guy says, Whew!!!!!  I thought you said " Turn Around!!!! "

 

OK  IF YOUR NOT LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF,  I CAN'T HELP YOU!!!!!!

Have a wonderful night Lady's!!!!

                                                      Your Friend,

                                                           " Littlewolf..."

[digitaldiva]

Sep. 22, 2007 at 12:59 AM

LMAO!!!! {{{HUGS!!!}}} I gotta sleep now but I want to leave you with a parting giggle in return! ;-)
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
 
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
 
The three men had always done everything together.
 
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
 
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
 
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body.
 
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
 
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
 
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
 
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
 
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
 
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes. "