FUNNY APPLICATION

[mommydearestx2]

Hey check out this application, I thought it was pretty funny. Go ahead and fill it out, i love to see what on your mind, lol.

Name:__________ Age: ____ Birthday__/__/____ Sign: ______

Address: ______________________ Apt#:______ Phone#:_________

City:___________ State:____ Zip code ______ Occupation:__________

Height:___ Weight:___ Measurements __/__/__ Complexion: _________

Color of eyes: _____ Hair:_____ Married?__ Divorced?__ Single?__

Do you drink? ______ If yes, preference_________________________

When do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Morning? ___ Afternoon?___

Evening?___ Whenever?___ Other? Please explain; _____________________________

How do you like your partner to *bleep* you? Hard and fast?__ Slow and easy?__ Wild and wet?__

Deep stroking?__ Short jutting jabs?__ Others?__ all of the above?__

How do you like your sex action? *bleep*ing only? __ Sucking only? __ Masturbating? __ Each

other? __ Other? please explain; _____________________________

When having sex, what do you like done to you the most? ____________________________

When having sex, what do you do best to satisfy your partner? _______________________

How many times do you have sex in one night? 1 __ 2 __ 3__ 4__ More than that? __

What position when *bleep*ing do you prefer? On the bottom? __ From behind? __ On top? __

Sideways? __ 69? __ Other? please explain; ______________________________________ How do you prefer your partner? Small__ Medium__ large__ Extra large__ Meaty__ lean__ Fat__

Skinny__ Short__ long__ Shallow__ Wet__ Dry__ Thick__ Loose__ Tight__ Rough__ Flexible__ Other___________

Do you like it in the *bleep*? Yes ___ No ____ Not sure_______

Do you like to *bleep* between your tits? Yes ___ No ____ not sure_______

Do you indulge in oral sex? Yes ___ No ____

If yes, Do you give good head very well? Yes ___ No ____ not sure_______

Can you *bleep* all night? Yes ___ No ____ would like to try _____

Are you a freak for sex? Yes ___ No ____ not sure_______

When having sex with your partner, do you? Scratch__ Scream__ Faint__

Beg for more__ Purr__ Coo__ Other______________ All of the above__

When you are about to reach orgasm, do you~ Kick__ Bite__ Scratch__

Pass out completely__ *bleep* back wit complete determination__ Kiss and

lick__Other___________________All of the above__

Do you feel like *bleep*ing as you are answering this question?

Yes __No __ if yes please explain _____________________

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