This is the funniest and grossiest thing my almost 5 year old as ever said and there have been some good ones the past year. For instance, the time he shook his butt to check and see if he had any poop in there. LOL. 

So here's how it all went down tonight.  CJ LOVES to cook with me and as most nights that I cook, he was in the kitchen with me.  We made our pasta and sausage dinner and assembled the salads.  He helped set the table just as Daddy was coming home.  He went off to ask Daddy what kind of salad dressing he wanted after getting ours out of the refrigerator.

"Daddy what kind of salad dressing do you want?"

"Creamy Cesar" (this is what I use and it was on the table already.)

"Creamy Semen?" CJ asks back.

I about fell out laughing hysterically after checking with my husband that yes, i heard that correctly.  We of course didn't want to make a big deal of this as the last thing I needed was him to repeat this at his church preschool. Could you imagine?? LOL  We corrected him to the right name of the salad dressing and went about our dinner and he was none the wiser to his fruedian slip.

Now...can we eewwwwwwwwww. LOL  Just the thought of creamy semen on salad makes me cringe.  Now, I'm practically in tears laughing hysterically at the whole thing now that I actually can.


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Feb. 13, 2007 at 12:22 AM Just avoid ordering salad when you go out with him.Laughing

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Feb. 13, 2007 at 12:27 AM

lmao, my girls are just starting to make sentences. their 20 months. and their starting to pick up on words really good. i can't wait till they really start to talk, and they things they'll say


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Feb. 13, 2007 at 12:28 AM  definitely funny!  my 4 y/o son asked me today where a baby pig comes out when it is born, he thinks belly, so i went along with that.  he also wanted to know how a baby gets inside me?! i'm not ready for him to know the whole truth, so i told him i would explain that when he gets older!  he was fine, and found a game to play with. 

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Feb. 14, 2007 at 10:37 AM hahahahahahahahaha... oh no... he didn't...  hahahahahahahah... I love that kid. They're like little stand-up comedians without meaning to be (well, most of the time...) and it's even more hilarious.

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