I have ONE but this is soooo FUNNY =)

[Jennnmikeg]

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN


1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

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The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby:
Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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Pacifier:

1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you
call home five times.
2nd baby : Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby:
You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the
children.
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Swallowing Coins:

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the
child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his allowance!
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Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . . or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children . (The older the mother, the funnier this is!)

[MzMAC]

Oct. 14, 2007 at 6:15 PM I totally agree with this I have four boys and I saw myself in this. That's Funny !!!

[NannyB.]

Oct. 14, 2007 at 6:17 PM This is very close to the truth, and I guess it is really, really, really funny to me.  My third often complains that there are no pictures of him.  There did seem to be a reduction in the number of pictures between the lst child and the third.  Thanks for sharing this.

[DivaMomCC]

Oct. 14, 2007 at 6:18 PM

I have four sons, and I have to say... you're right, this is HILARIOUS!!! 

Thanks for sharing.  :-D 

[TaylorKaitlyn]

Oct. 14, 2007 at 6:19 PM That really was funny!  You'll see that it really is true when you and Mike have your second one:)

[psahm]

Oct. 14, 2007 at 6:20 PM man that's funny!!!!!!