gross but fun college prank memory

[WildKat]

One night in my college dorm my suitemates and I were hungry and had NOTHING to eat, and no money to buy anything.  All we had was some instant hot chocolate mix and a jar of peanut butter.  I started thinking about Reeses candy and mixed the two together trying to get a peanut-butter cup taste.  (Yes we were THAT hungry.)  We borrowed some sugar from the coffee-fiend next door and added that.  It was pretty good, but looked a LOT like poop.  Especially when we started rolling it into logs and laughing about it. 

 So there's this suite down the hall, full of guys, that was always pulling pranks on us.  And we knew they were down there, getting baked.  So we cover ourselves with fart spray that one of us had from the local gag store, and we each grab a log of this stuff we'd made.  We go down to their room, knock on the door and say "hey - can we use your toilet ours is backed up".  They open the door, see these logs that we are holding, smell us, and of course, assume that it's poop.  They are freaking out grossed out and trying to shut the door on us when I break off a piece of the "poop" and eat it.  My suitemate takes a piece and smears it on her cheek.  We both tell them to try it - it's pretty good!  It totally blew their minds and though they tried, they never quite got us back for that! 

 

Peace,
Kat

[shawnbr]

Nov. 15, 2007 at 4:31 PM

That is hilarious and yes, a tad bit disturbing.

I never knew fart spray existed, hmmmm

[mommyxina2008]

Feb. 3, 2009 at 8:56 PM

LMAO....One question...were you stoned?

[WildKat]

Feb. 5, 2009 at 9:28 AM

Believe it or not - we actually were NOT.  We were just broke, hungry, and the cafeteria was closed.  The room full of guys WERE stoned, though - so it made the prank that much easier... 

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