Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?  

 

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?  Because no one
 else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even
 know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE
 DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they
 wouldn't be able to find the # &%! * light bulbs despite the fact that
 they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did,
 by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they
 dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN
 THE SAME SPOT!!!!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING
 LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT
 THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
 OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!   IT WOULD
 TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
 CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!   

I'm sorry. What was the question?

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