Some humor from my own mother!

[pattilou52]

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the

meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian

and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met

the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you

must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy

ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,

I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains

that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that

read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying

that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer.

But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping

in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by

now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[Bubby]

Feb. 23, 2007 at 11:48 AM Ha! Ha! Ha! Never try and put anything over on a Mother!!!

[Laurieanne42]

Feb. 23, 2007 at 5:20 PM You know, my daughter Gina learned a lesson from THAT one!!!! That'll teach her to lie to the woman who gave birth to her!!!!! :-)

[carmadsmom]

Feb. 23, 2007 at 8:55 PM My stepmom just sent that to me the other day.  I kept it to show my son when he gets older.  Maybe he will take it to heart.