OMG!

[FaeryQueen]

A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses
around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare
materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism,
the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we
help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not
have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers,
"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit
when I tell you the price. 

[KEGsMAMA]

Dec. 6, 2007 at 2:37 PM  LMAO!!!

[MommaEthel]

Dec. 6, 2007 at 3:06 PM AHHHAHHHAAAAA!! Love it!

[hillobeans]

Dec. 6, 2007 at 3:26 PM LMAO!!!!

[shishie]

Dec. 6, 2007 at 5:05 PM  

[russianrosemama]

Dec. 6, 2007 at 8:37 PM OMG, yeah that is a good one!!!  ROFL!!!!

[poisson]

Dec. 31, 2007 at 4:00 AM That is just too funny!