For thinking it is funny that FHM has gone out of business? I swear, there is nothing worse than being pregnant with twins, having just had twins, nursing twins, or recovering from roid surgery caused by having twins, going out to check the mail, in your sweats and a tank w/spit up in your hair, teeth unbrushed, hairy legs, no make up, unpainted toenails and finding the mag with some hot-ass, air-brushed chick with a come hither look (that your husband is certain is just for him - boys are stupid) all glossied up with her tits and ass stuck out like a chimp in heat and your husbands name stamped on it. There were some post-patrum days that it actually brought me to tears and I just wanted to dump the damn thing in the recycling bin before it even entered my house. Call me petty, call my selfish, call me whatever, I really don't care. Or on those days when you think you might be looking a little better. You know, you washed your hair w/i the past 4 days or it is chilly so you are wearing socks and can't see that your toenail polish is badly chipped. Boom, there she is! Never had a kid, never had a calorie, never had leaking breasts. I hate that girl! Sorry, I do.

So, yes, today my DH got a postcard informing him that FHM was no longer coming. HEHEHE, I snickered with glee as I see that there were replacing it with Sports Illustrated. He doesn't even like sports and if I am lucky, his subscription will expire before the swimsuit issue arrives!

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CyWay
Mar. 2, 2007 at 7:12 PM too funny ! that was a great description !

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sgr123
Mar. 2, 2007 at 8:13 PM Yeah I understand completely.

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pork_...
Mar. 3, 2007 at 9:44 PM I love it! and yes, I hate them all too...

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debj49
Mar. 5, 2007 at 11:38 AM   Yep, been there and then they tell you "Honey,  I love only you and you're the only one that really matters to me",  while all the time looking over your shoulder at the thing! Nope don't have anything like that in our house anymore. Have to thank my DMIL for that one she burned them in the wood stove and gave him what for...Hee! Hee!

ROTFL



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