Hillarious! Rude strangers/ Comments they make and what you would like to say!

[0WhatsKickin]

This come from a mag(babytalk), I died laughing when I read some of them. Sometimes I really hate being nice nice to people when they spout out comments like this!

Some Busybody says...................................What you would like to say back

Is that formula you're giving your baby?               Is that soda you're giving your 6yr old?

Twins! Was it fertility drugs?                             A double chin! Was it a cheesebuger?

Breastfeeding should be done in private.      If you'd quit staring at my boob, this would be private!

Your daughter doesn't look at all like you-Is she adopted? Your dachshund looks so much like you are you the birth mother?

Could you please keep your baby quiet until the plane lands? I am trying to nap.  Could you please keep your flatulence down? I am trying to breathe.

Smile, mommy! You should treasure every moment of these years.  I'll smile as soon as you change this leaky diaper for me, cure my baby's ear infection and find the paci she just dropped down the sewer grate.

She's not still in diapers , is she? At her age she should be using the potty.   You're not still in underpants are you? At your age, you should be wearing depends.

Feel free to comment on ones I forgot or on what someone has said to you.

[mamabanks32]

Jan. 18, 2008 at 7:39 PM

I love those!  I have another favorite I'd like to add...  my husband and I have five kids, all close in age (the oldest was 4 when the 5th one was born).  I couldn't believe how many smart a** people said to us, "Don't you know how that happens?!"  It didn't take long before my standard response became, "Yep, and we're really good at it!" 

 

[0WhatsKickin]

Jan. 18, 2008 at 8:01 PM

Lol, I love that one Mamabanks.. That is hilarious! By the way I think your family is beautiful!

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[jamiejo24]

Jan. 18, 2008 at 8:05 PM That was great to read! Those were too funyy and the sad part about that is that I would really like to say half that stuff to people some time or another. LOL

[0WhatsKickin]

Jan. 19, 2008 at 1:28 PM Me too! But so far I have always been the polite one and found some sort of kind way to respond. Ugg..but believe me I have definitely wanted to, many of times. I hate being the nice one when they are obviously being rude! thanks for responding Jamiejo

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