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First time sex.....
Jan 21, 2008 at 12:50 PM
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,and have dinner with her parents. Since this is sucha big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to getsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his firsttime and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.He tells the boy everything there is to know aboutcondoms and sex. A t the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how manycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. T he boy insists on the family pack because hethinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents houseand meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excitedfor you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner tablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boy quicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,'I had no idea you were this religious.'The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no ideayour father was a pharmacist.'

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Jan. 21, 2008 at 12:53 PM BWA HAHAHA! I've seen this joke several places over the course of my life, the first being that it was used in a Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic book! It was also in the 1988 version of The Blob.