A Mood Lifter =-)

[SingingMomof2]

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

DAMNITOL

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

ST.
MOMMA'S WORT

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days


PEPTOBIMBO

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed < BR>before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.


DUMBEROL

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.


FLIPITOR

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.


MENICILLIN

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person'


BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


JACKASSPIRIN

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat


ANTI-TALKSIDENT

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


NAGAMENT

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

[surfarosa25]

Jan. 28, 2008 at 10:32 PM