Due
To the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West
Virginians will no longer be referred to as
'HILLBILLIES.'

 

You
Must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

  

And
Furthermore...

  
 

HOW
TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

 

1
She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

'BREASTED AMERICAN.'

  
2
She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3
She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION  SUPERHIGHWAY.'

 
 
4.
She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

    

5
She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes '
VERBALLY
REPETITIVE.'

 

6
She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

 
 

HOW
TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY
CORRECT:

 

1
He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a

'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

  

2
He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'



 

3
He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He

'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

   

4
He is not 'BALDING' - He is in

'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

  
  

5
He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

 

6
It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's

'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

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Comments:

Deann...
Feb. 1, 2008 at 7:52 AM Too funny! lol

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applemom
Feb. 1, 2008 at 8:11 AM LOL!  I need to show these to my hubby!

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3bs
Feb. 1, 2008 at 10:14 AM Heee Heee Hee Hee Ahh....

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