Good morning ladies, How is everyone this morning??  Thought I would share a new friend I made yesterday.

As you all know I have made two "special" friends in the past few weeks - "Mr. Cool Cat" and "Big Mouth Betty". This morning I would like to introduce my new friend "Clubbing Christine".

I had to bring Gabby to the dr yesterday afternoon for a follow-up on a elbow injury from last week. Just wanted to make sure things were all good and she needed a note to get back into P.E. Anywho, we had never been to this dr's office, brand new to us. We get in after waiting a 1/2 hour and I'm sure you all know how fun THAT is with 3 little one's - oy. The nurse called us in, weighed, measured, took notes on Gabby, etc. Then said that the P.A., Christine blah blah would be in, in a moment. She is the Physician's Assistant. We couldn't get in any sooner with the DR. so, I settled for her. All I needed was the note to get Gabby back in P.E. so no biggy.

We wait, then the door opens and in enters Christine oh wait, make that "Clubbing Christine". Let me give you a visual....The door opens, it's foggy, a woman enters and her white dr's coat flaps wide open, do I hear angels singing? no, I hear the sound of Techno music. She is wearing a black skirt just above her knees, long sexy high heeled boots, a little black jacket with a bow that ties in the front and a low cut cream colored tank revealing a nice amount of cleavage. Her hair is long and fluffed up and her face is ready to party. Yes, ladies, I usually don't do a "once over" look, but I couldn't help myself. I almost blurted out, "Did you go clubbing on your lunch break with some friends?" but, I held back. I was so proud of myself.

As "Clubbing Christine" asked me questions about my daughter's past, my mind was reeling with my own questions....Do they have a dance floor in the back? Does she get her groove on in between rounds? Is there a strobe light? How do you prevent sweating and stinking from all that dancing?  Is she sleeping with the Dr? know just a few questions floating around up know normal...stuff.......



So, there you have it, you have now met "Clubbing Christine" she was, yes, quite sexy I might add. Cause that IS the most important thing you should notice the moment a "professional" P.A. walks through the door to greet clients.

Oh and I realized that FOG, was from the fog machine for the dance floor they have in the back. Oh, oh, oh, yea, yea, get in on girl, get it on.....






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Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:03 AM

Maybe the dance floor in the back is the reason there is always such a wait...they're all too busy clubbing to treat people...  Good visuals btw  wish I could get my kids to write with such descriptive words.


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Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:22 AM LOL you crack me the heck up girl!! may i ask which Dr.'s office this was, so i know never to go?? LOL what a slut!

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:23 AM Hahahahahahahaha

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:29 AM

She's the P.A. to Dr Fusco. Off of SE 17th.

Yea, I did call and talk with the office manager. She said they have had complaints. I told her "Hey, I don't care if she dresses like that after work, You got it, go ahead,but she needs to dress professional at work."

I won't go back. It was not a child friendly place.   


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Feb. 1, 2008 at 9:43 AM

Oh geez! ROFLOL!! "Clubbing Christine" I thought was one that was ready to beat the shit out of you for something.

Damn. You would think that for an Dr.'s office that takes in children, that they would have a stricter dress code.

Oh, wait! That's right... We need to see if the teenage boys (and some girls) are starting to display sexual interests/attractions. What better way to do that then to have a Dr. or P.A. dress scantily or like a hoe.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 10:14 AM WOW. Just WOW. Well, I think that it is good that you called & said something... totally inapprpopriate for her to be dressed like that. Unless she offer pole dancing striper-cise classes in the back! LOL!

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 10:36 AM OMG, rofl!  You couldn't make this stuff up!

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 11:45 AM I totally had the image of some primitive cavewoman with a club ready to hit you over the head and drag you back to her moldy cave and do unspeakable things to you.

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Feb. 1, 2008 at 1:03 PM steph, yea and it would be with those boots. ouch. lol

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Feb. 4, 2008 at 11:05 PM LMFAO!! You are so dam funny! I dont even know where to start about that P.A she had to have know that dressing like that in a professional place, with KIDS, would get a couple of complaints! I'd go looking around for stripper poles in the back rooms. lol

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